I'd be offended if it weren't so awesome.

I'm kinda diggin' on infomercials where they make everyday life look like absolute hell, but if you buy their product all of life's problems will meet with the ultimate solution.

EZ Cracker

I just saw this on TV today. I kinda just love the name, although, I'd feel more comfortable if they called it the "EZ Cracka'."

Thank you,
Matt Beers