In response to yesterday's post...

In keeping with yesterday's "human male body as an aircraft" theme, I have this announcement to make: This morning, the small island nation known locally as "Macy," declared war on the much larger, much grumpier nation, "Dad." Macy's intentions were made perfectly clear when an attack was launched against Dad's primary air-force base located in the Bed region. The attack consisted of ground troops saturating the base's landing strip with WMDs known as Killer Nuclear Executive Explosives, or KNEEs. The KNEEs were launched with a purpose and found their targets, the twin self-destruct buttons of Dad's presidential aircraft.

With that seemingly childish attack, the war was over. Dad was defeated. But one day Macy will have dissidents of its own who will one day rise up and be irritating way too early in the morning. Long live Dad. Long live the dissidents.

Thank you,
Matt Beers