Try as hard as you like, your kids will still turn out exactly like you.

My kids and I love to build forts and jump on pillows and generally suck all of the respectability out of our house. This morning I built them an amazing series of tunnels and forts in our front room. It looks like this:

 

This is where they're playing:

They have also decided to rename their baby sister. She is no longer "Zoe," but rather, "Poison Girl."

Sweet, friggin' little angels...

Thank you,
      Matt Beers