Slumberjack

I chopped down a tree. Suddenly, I'm way more intimidating. And then I took that tree, which, once it was chopped down, ceased to be a tree and started its new life as a log, and I turned it into a bookshelf. What?! Yeah a bookshelf. A shelf for books. Now I'm intimidating, crafty, and scholarly. Take THAT Henry David Thoreau. Ugh. I'm writing this on my phone, by the way, directly onto the Blogger website, which is rather painful. What I should have done was write it as an iPhone note and then copied and pasted. I'll do that next time. Thank you, Matt Beers