Stalin should be ashamed.

I have gathered further evidence that Theodore Geisel (a.k.a. Dr. Seuss) was working for the Soviets. Witness:



There! If that doesn't convince you, I don't know what will. Perhaps this particularly incriminating photo:


Yes, ladies and gentlemen. That is none other than Fidel Cat-in-the-Hatro. And that photo has not been altered in any way, in spite of how poorly the coloring was blended along the front rim of the hat. Crazy conspiracy theorists. They'll say anything for attention.

Thank you,
Matt Beers