The reason for my lack of post yesterday could be any number of things, so I've compiled such a list.
Possible Reasons Why I Didn't Post Yesterday
1. I'm dead.
2. Yesterday was "Shun Technology Day."
3. I saved it as a draft instead of publishing it.
4. I was too busy beating up puppies.
5. Now that I can watch Netflix on my Wii, I have no desire to participate in society.
6. Someone replaced my laptop with a Speak-n-Spell. (I wish!)
7. The internet was overrun by anti-blog nanobots whom I chose not to infuriate.
8. I was watching my wife do our taxes.
9. I was kidnapped by Bedouins and sold to Arabs and traded to some Iraqis for a case of single-serving Sunny Delight.
10. I forgot.
One of those has to be close to the truth.
Thank you,
Matt Beers
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