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Tuesday, May 4, 2010

I'm so busy I haven't watched Lost yet.

My wife keeps asking me to price used items whose value was a mystery to me when they were new. I have no idea how much to ask for a bag of twelve used bottles, regardless of the state of their nipples.

And no matter how hard I try, I never say the right amount. I'm always off by a dollar or two. Scrolling metal wall sconces? I said $2 each. The correct answer, according to my wife, is $5 for the pair. So close.

However, when I put a price on Star Wars merchandise, she suggests that the price is inaccurate, almost starts to argue with me, and then realizes that any further conversation will only lead to an incredibly detailed technical description of things she never wanted to know about. It's my only weapon against her.

That is all for now as I am currently asleep.

Thank you,
Matt Beers

2 comments:

  1. I think you used the word nipple, just to use the word nipple. Not because you needed to.

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