Putting the "pain" in "campaign."

Here is a list of the contestants and their entries, just so you know who you're voting for. (These appear as they were received.)

Erin Glassley:
1. Nobody's complaining
2. Never say what you mean
3. Quote of the ever

Jackie Tracey:
Dearest Mr Beers,
I attempted to list my favorite post but instead of following your rules I made my own….

Top 3 favorite post names:
1. Firm, but loving, like prison sex
2. Green Eggs and Crack
3. Life on Porpoise

Top 3 post with picture or video:
1. If ADD and a lot of extra time hooked up and had a baby, it would be a super book
2. Life on Porpoise
3. Good videos and the people who make fun of them.


Post I just like:
1. Nobody’s complaining (super sweet)
2. Crap Movies that my Wife Loves (Creative and funny)
3. My Doctor is a Moron (I like your diet ideas)
4. A lapse in judgment concerning toy genitals

All time best post:
Green Eggs and Crack

Chris Newmark:

My top 3 blog posts (in no particular order):

1. Life on Porpoise

2. The kid has to be on Crack

3. Good videos and the people who make fun of them

These blog posts are also up there at the top of my favorites:

1. More about English Camp

2. It's hard to say what I mean

3. I'm smarter today than I've ever been

4. This is where I ramble a lot.

5. Nerfin' ain't easy, but it's necessary

Erin Norton:
1. That one about Nerf guns.
2. That one about video games.
3. That one involving your garage and/or gazebo.

Now that you know the nominees and what they stand for, get out there and vote your butt off!

Thank you,
      Matt Beers