I'm not typically one of those guys who looks at a thing he's never done before and says, "Oh, yeah! I can do that! Bring it on!" I might say that, but when faced with actually doing it, I almost always back out, and it's served me well for thirty-three years. But at some point in the last two days I developed an over-inflated sense of self-confidence. I decided, having never done, seen, or read any detailed instructions on how to do so, to install a pedestal sink in our 1/2 bath.
This is the result...
That is the friendly Carl Clean-Up (not really). He comes around with industrial-sized blowers and dehumidifiers when some know-it-all jack-hole breaks a hose while trying to shut off the water, flooding his entire basement as a result. In this photo we can see Carl taping plastic over the doorway into what was once our very adequate downstairs bathroom. He has to cover the door because the bathroom no longer has a floor. Well, it has a floor, but if you step on it there's a very real possibility that you could find yourself taking an abrupt and unexpected trip to the basement where you'll more than likely land in something wet. While you're in the basement please note that a number of ceiling tiles are missing. Don't be alarmed. They were simply washed away in the flood that rained down from the bathroom.
The greatest and most upsetting casualty of this most recent home-improvement debacle was Betsy's craft room. The total extent of the damage has yet to be determined, but several hundred photos were saturated and quite a lot of very well organized crafting materials were dampened. Also, we discovered that something is living in one of the walls. It sounds like it wants out. Hooray.
Thank you,
Matt Beers
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Showing posts with label Bad Idea. Show all posts
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Sunday, November 6, 2011
Monday, September 6, 2010
My wife has been waiting for this day...
The following post is the compilation of three posts sent via phone.
"I ran into a concrete pole tonight and left white paint all over the side of our black van. I used hand soap and a Brillo pad to get the paint off.
"Now there's a big clean spot on the side of our very dirty van. I couldn't find a car wash that's open at 9:00 at night, so I'm at Taco Bell instead."
Several minutes later...
"Upon closer inspection I've come to the conclusion that perhaps the Brillo pad wasn't my best idea ever."
Thank you,
Matt Beers
"I ran into a concrete pole tonight and left white paint all over the side of our black van. I used hand soap and a Brillo pad to get the paint off.
"Now there's a big clean spot on the side of our very dirty van. I couldn't find a car wash that's open at 9:00 at night, so I'm at Taco Bell instead."
Several minutes later...
"Upon closer inspection I've come to the conclusion that perhaps the Brillo pad wasn't my best idea ever."
Thank you,
Matt Beers
Monday, June 21, 2010
They never say what they mean.
Tomorrow is my eighth anniversary. We decided to forgo gifts and put the money toward a new mattress. So... I got no gift for my wife. Because that's what we said we were going to do. *sigh*
I am so stupid.
Good bye,
Matt Beers
I am so stupid.
Good bye,
Matt Beers
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