Weezer made it cool to not be cool. And now no one knows who to beat up.

Today started out okay. It wasn't great, but it was okay. And now...

I didn't get to watch Lost tonight. Instead, I attended a Bible study where I was punched in the balls, slightly mauled by a small dog, and was told a very horrible story which ended with the narrator being sodomized with a corn-dog.

I feel it's important to point out that, while I know that the Bible study is very beneficial, it could do with less sodomy. In fact, let that be a general rule applicable to everything. Less sodomy.

So, now I have to avoid the internet all day tomorrow until I can watch Lost on ABC.com. The most recent episode is typically made available 18 to 24 hours after it airs. I read that online somewhere. It better be true.

So, I've been a bad blogger lately, posting videos and pathetic little bloglets and pretending like it counts. I'm lazy. That's all it is.

Don't expect it to change.

Thank you,
Matt Beers